This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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