I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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