Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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