He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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