yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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