You made me cry and you don't even care
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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