Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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