I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
there's paper in my vomit.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
