When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
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