You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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