I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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