Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Randomize
