I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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