'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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