Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Randomize
