We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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