She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
You need a sexual gate keeper
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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