Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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