I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Two words: blizzard sex
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
