I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Randomize
