i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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