This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Randomize
