know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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