i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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