oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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