i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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