yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Houston, we have a blender
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
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