I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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