I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
My feet surprised me
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