So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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