You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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