we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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