it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
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