so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Randomize
