You can't motorboat a personality
Fuck appropriateness.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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