Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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