Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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