do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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