Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
This house was built for laser tag.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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