This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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