Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
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