Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Your cock deserves a montage
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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