He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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