On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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