im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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