Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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