Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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