Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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