I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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