On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Randomize
